A conversation worth having.

May 20, 2015

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Originally posted on Damon's Brain:
?? “A line is a dot that went for a walk.” Paul Klee I am standing on a black beach in a small fishing town called Ngawi. It is about as far South as you can go on New Zealand’s North Island. Only 22 people live here. It is…

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Nice Guys, ASSEMBLE!

July 11, 2012

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I’ll admit, this has been in the offing for quite some time now.  And it may yet be my most heartfelt post (Depending on whether or not it gets girls to send me pictures of their boobs) or probably the greatest incomprehensible rambling since Stephen Hawking got drunk on his birthday. Let me assure you though, this […]

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1996

May 24, 2012

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Don’t judge me. I wrote this when I was absolutely drunk.  This is sort of a departure of what I usually do, but if you keep reading, I hope you’ll understand. So 3 weeks ago I learnt that my best friend back home was diagnosed with Leukemia.  Like, serious leukemia. I kinda lost my shit. And […]

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Gay called. It’s for you

January 2, 2012

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I’m pleased to inform you that as you read this you may/may not already have a sexually transmitted infection. 2011 really had it’s way with you, (you dirty dirty slut) and now you probably have a burning sensation whenever you feel the need to pee. But that’s the least of your worries; In time, your […]

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There….and Back Again

October 3, 2011

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I Know I know. To say it is even cliché, but in the interests of NOT sounding like Captain Homo’s arch-enemy, the nefarious ‘Dildo-Man’ , I’m sorry I haven’t posted in a while. There. I said it. And I do mean it. Don’t rub it in. I already feel bad enough as it is without you guys judging […]

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Kiundu Evolution

August 7, 2011

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‘The confounding of all right and wrong, in wild fury, has averted from us the gracious favor of the gods’ – Some dead Greek guy ( I think) Life, if anything, is not without a sense of humour. I should know, it’s been taking a piss on me ever since the day I was born. It may seem […]

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Kiundu Unleashed

July 17, 2011

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If any of you were paying attention to my last post, then you have probably learnt nothing from it and therefore you’re not a complete bunch of idiots. I have no lessons to teach, just stories to tell, and lets be honest you could be doing a million other things right now rather than taking the […]

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